Friday, January 18, 2008

a/s/l?

I’m a journalist. I ask the questions.

These dating sites beg to differ. And boy do they beg for more than just my age, sex and location.

Name: Amy. (This is easy!)

Birthday: If I tell you will you send me a cake?

Do you have any children? Pretty sure the angel Gabriel hasn’t made any headlines in 2008.

Do you agree with the church’s teaching on the sacrament of Holy Orders? Is the Pope Catholic?

Describe the person you are seeking. Um. Hm. Let’s start with male. Not really old, not married and not a priest. And not crazy. Or a criminal. Preferably a big fan of the Ten Commandments. As in the real thing not the movie. Then again my sister’s husband really loves the movie and he’s pretty much awesome. Ok he can like both the real thing and the movie.

Favorite periodical. Catholic Herald. Duh.

Favorite saint. Seriously? Fine. St. George…didn’t he slay a dragon or something?

Who knew it would take an entire day just to complete five dating profiles?

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