But I never promised to not produce my own artistic replicas of said scariness.
A picture is worth a thousand words. And perhaps a thousand restraining orders.
p.s. Please don't diss my artistic abilities. I have no plans on quitting my day job.
Exhibit A: Man often seen on popular shows such as CSI, Law & Order: SVU, Dexter, and any other sort of program concerning mild to moderate psychopaths.
Exhibit B: I've got friends in low places. The thunder rolls and the lightning strikes when this man walks into town.
Exhibit C: If you've got a church directory circa 1983 laying around, I'm willing to bet money and brownies that this man is in it.
Exhibit D: There are many fish in the sea. And sometimes, if you're lucky, you actually run across a normal one.
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