I take it back. I take it allll back.

It was a mere two months ago I wrote the following about using the term girlfriend in relation to me.

"Um no. Stop throwing rocks at my comfort box. Back away from the commitment train. I don’t have a ticket. And I don’t plan on purchasing one. My suitcases will continue to be covered in dust. My web browser won’t even consider checking to see if there are any fare sales."

Oops. I kinda not only bought a plane ticket for Commitmentville, I even splurged on a new swimsuit. And I couldn't be happier to proclaim myself as "Seth's girlfriend."

And this girlfriend will be arriving at Orlando International Airport at approximately 10:10 p.m. on April 25 to meet her boyfriend's mom.

So that's where this fairy tale leaves off for the moment... back to the late night phone calls and emails. To be reconvened at Cinderella's castle...in just three weeks...