<Insert theme song from the Twilight Zone here>

It's Friday the 13th.

I keep waiting for my day to act like it. The devil didn't appear to possess me at 3 a.m. (I think God scared him off with all that thunder and lightning). The trash bag didn't break when I was taking the entire contents of my fridge (expired, expired, expired) out to the garbage. A black cat didn't cross my path. And as far as I know, I didn't even come near to any ladders.

Not exactly the start to the one day that all triskaidekaphobics fear.