Proof I get more random with age

Musings from my week that are likely better left floating around between my ears...

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Does God give you a prayer allowance? Like "You lit 73 vigil candles in 2008 and according to your answered prayer allowance for the year, 32 of them were granted. Please wait until 2009 for the completion of any unanswered prayers."

I don't care what Garth Brooks says. I've got a big unanswered prayer out there and I'd really like it filled. But I'm thinking I used up my quota for the year. 

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It is unwise to leave a bag of trail mix on my desk. Particularly if the goal is only to eat a "serving size."

By serving size do you mean half the bag? No? That's enough calories to constitute my entire intake for the day?

Oops.

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I kinda wish it was Lent already. Cause I'd really like to give up the presidential election. 

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Even though I know that Seth isn't going to do the dishes when I'm at work, I still get mad when I get home and find he hasn't done them. Which is completely ridiculous and about as effective as buying a Powerball ticket even though I'm not going to win. The odds are pretty much the same.

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