Things I have discovered...

while packing up my life. A week from today it's goodbye cheese curds and beer, hello....

Well. I hope somewhere in Alabama there's still cheese curds and beer.

1. Our apartment is infested with spiders. Little ones, big ones, brown ones, black ones, even lime green ones. And they are scary.

2. Boxes attack. I mean, how else can I explain all these strange bruises? Surely I didn't run into them myself. I'm much more coordinated than that. (And for some reason, the boxes are only multiplying. Where did all this stuff come from?!)

3. No one needs that much mustard. And I mean no one.

4. Fievel has been sleeping in our storage closet for I'm not sure how many months. Last time I checked rent payments are not accepted in the form of mouse poop. Pay up my little rodent friend.

5. I still don't know if I'm entirely prepared to wake up to this every morning...