Unemployment bliss

It has been nearly a month since I quit my job and entered the great club of unemployment.

Am I supposed to be hating it by now?

(Checks her bank account).

Ok. Maybe I do just a little.

When I began entertaining the thought of quitting my job and moving to Alabama to cut down on those long distance phone calls, dreams of productivity danced in my head. I'll plan the wedding! Exercise for hours every day! Clean the house! Start my own freelancing business! Volunteer! Bake the neighbors cookies!

And then TLC started running "What Not To Wear" marathons. And Seth decided it would be a romantic thing to bring home the much coveted Beatles Rockband.

Don't get me started on the "Law & Order: SVU" marathons. Or the fact that I can finally watch Oprah again. Speaking of which...