you want to talk distance eHarmony man?

"I think the physical distance between us is too great."

Ummm....excuse me?

I was just rejected by a man on eHarmony. Because being 67.36 miles apart is too much for him.

Listen here buddy, if you want to talk physical distance being too great, I'll tell you about physical distance being too great. Try a minimum of 600 miles on any given day you [expletive expletive].

Granted, I could care less about the men on eHarmony. Or Catholic Singles for that matter. Or Catholic Mates, Match or Mingle. But still. Don't talk to me about physical distance being too great.

Particularly when my trip to Florida is still 17 days away.